There are emails like” Do you want to get married” ..another like “Get your partner” …Last week my father told me he was getting email with car loan as a subject .He wanted to remove them..I know many people must be having similar complains.

Some mails are bearable but some are merely trash.They deserve to be deleted.Thank Google was creating a spam folder.!!!!!!!!!

But still unwanted email are send by unwanted people !!!…..I wish there was punishment for such unwanted people.Got one idea  If you get to know such people ..send them as much email, that their server crashes and never boots up again.Their banks account  should freeze ..he/she would get no programmers to work for them. …And they would have to start up from from scratch …..

The has been more than four years of leaving college and honestly I have been touch with a few friends….barely one or two….I have made new friends after leaving college..but …

When I meet or talk with an old buddy ..old memories start jamming my mind.I feel being transformed to another world…Nostalgic things and events come alive in front of my eyes…and clog my view….and my buddy becomes nostalgic too while talking.

I remember when I used to sit in first bench,our teacher was such a maroon ,one teacher used to dance while teaching ,x was boyfriend of Y,Y was an arrogant self,Z was a all rounder,XYZK made a mad group,Z loved talking with girls, Z loved flirting with girls, He was crush ready guy,X used to roam in bike inside the college…..and the list goes on and on.

Now I will tell you what happened when someone meets old friend after three years ….let one of person be Me.

Kunal : Hey wats up?

Me: Hi

Kunal:You know Rajiv has married someone else.

Me:What ..

Kunal:He was obsessed with her.

Me:She was clever .

Kunal:Forget this,I have one new news.Ravi fled with Kritika.

Me:Not surprising.

Kunal:You are so boring.

Me:He payed her bills ,so she married him.

Kunal:I feel stupid .

Me:I heard Ram broke up with Shashikala and married her relative.

Kunal:Oh my gossip girl how did u know this..

Me:I have sources.Do you know Hemant parents are looking for girls for him.He is going to marry soon.

Kunal:Yes I heard rumors.

Me:What about you?

Kunal:My parents are searching for me.I want different type of girl which no one can understand.

Me:Yes I understand.

Kunal:Honestly I don’t like girls!

Me:I too, don’t like boys!

Kunal:What!

Me:What an expression,I liked your jaw dropping expression.

Kunal:Girls are creeepy…..

Me:Boys are horrible…

Kunal:Now dont start this topic..When are you marrying?

Me:As soon I get him I will inform you right.

Kunal:I will marry when I ll feel like marrying….and….

Me:Stop stop,I know what you are going to tell.

Kunal:Why are you ginning?

Me:hmm nothing..What about Sheril?

Kunal:I think she went to London for doing MBA.

Me:Good ,I don’t understand what did she like in Mike.

Kunal:Mike was an arrogant guy.

Me:I too did not like him.

Kunal:I remember Shiela,she was beautiful.

Me:Yes the whole college was gaga over her but, She was an arrogant and selfish girl.

Kunal:Do you know Shree called me !

Me:That idiot never contacted me all these years,where is she?

Kunal:She is going to marry some rich guy.

Me:Great news!

Kunal:I always felt she was with wrong guy in college.

Me: I never liked her boyfriend.

Kunal:I think she will call you too.

Me:Do you remember guy with curly hair, he used to forget things all the time.

Kunal:He was a good guy, he is working in Infosys. What about Resham?

Me:She had straight hair,beautiful face and ….

Kunal:Do you have her number?

Me:I understand why you are asking her number?

Kunal:Please give her no but don’t tell her anything.

Me:Ok. It’s 9833567780.

Kunal:Thanks a ton!

Me:Welcome a ton! Don’t worry I am not going to tell her.

Kunal:I am going now.Hope to see you soon.

Me:Now I understand you wanted her number, so you were talking so nicely with me.

Kunal:No it’s not like that.

Me:Now you are being too nice.

Kunal:Don’t think like that.You are so nice.

Me:I know I am nice,no need to tell me.

Kunal:Seriously I am telling now.I have some work to do.

Me:You can go now.I wanna go home!

Kunal:Bye, keep touch.

Me:Bye, hope to see you again.

After two years…..again I met Kunal at my friends marriage.

Kunal:Hi, we meet again after two years.

Me:You look different.

Kunal:You look different in your attire.

Me:So whats the news?

Kunal:Rajiv went to US last months and married before going .

Me:interesting

Kunal:Hemant also married.

Me:And u?

Kunal: Next month.You also married last year.

Me:hmmmm

Kunal:Sid became a proud dad last month.

Me:Shree call me up ,remember last time we had met and discussed her.

Kunal:I remember vividly .

Me:You are going to marry R E S H A M..why are you blushing?

Kunal:I know you live near her house.

Me:Sid is also going to marry next week.

Kunal:A girl from her office.

Me:No

Kunal: Yes
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Hindi version coming soon…

I have been listening to music since I was in class 8  .My sister  bought “flesh and bones ” album home and I heard it , I liked it very much.

I have also heard” Michael learns to rock” Band. The songs are sweet, poignant, joyous and touch my heart ,words are gentle ……. I remember the songs too……..Wild Women , Paint my Love ,Sleeping Child, Actor and Someday.. All the songs are  extremely far-fetched. They are just too good to listen. When I listen to these songs, the  mind gets transferred to another world. …..and gets lost in words..

Here are some wordings of the song..PAINT MY LOVE

For my younger queen,

Moment here I have never seen such a lovely queen.

From the skies above ,

In the deepest love,

I have never felt, Crazy like this before,

Chorus:

Paint my love ,

You should paint my love.

It’s the picture of thousand senses,

It’s the freedom of thousand doves,

Baby you should paint my love.

These are the first two stanzas of “Paint my love” song.  One more song is Wild Women which I liked next to PML. Most of you must have heard “Saturday Night “, ” Sexy Eyes” , Ricky Martin ” Maria” songs which was craze during the nineties. Saturday Night song was a very famous in my school. ”Maria “and” un doz Ale Ale” became very popular at that time. Both songs were sung by Ricky Martin …I think for World cup, which was held in Spain.

One more song is ” I am Scat Man …re pa pa parap po “ .It is a heavy metal ,high rock and roll type of song ,full of vigor and life.In simple words “It is a disco song of high voltage 500k V”.It ‘ s sung like this I Am a Scat Man …reeee paaaa paaa paaapaa paaarap po”. During my graduation days I listened to Backstreet Boys and Linkin Park.

LINKIN PARK

Linkin Park songs are rap type ,they are hard rock song…. with a tinge of metal. The rapping is so fast is that, I listened it thirteen times, I tried  to recognize the words. I had to rewind lot times to understand it,also I  wasted half an hour to write it on paper.It is nice song to listen when you don’t want to listen to some one……just plug in earphone …Papercut Numb,One step closer, Breaking the Habit, Faint, Crawling in Texas and In the End …. are songs of Likin Park.

.Some of the song had animated version too. The songs are mix of animation and reality. Different is word which I would use for videos of Linkin Park. They are creative, artistic, fresh and unusual.

In the End……lyrics

One thing I don’t know ,

It does’nt matter how hard you try on,

Keep that designed this rhyme,

To explain in due time,

All I know.

 Time is valuable thing,

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swing,

The clock ticks life away.

It’s so unreal,

Didn’t look out the right out the window,

Wasted it all just to watch you go,

I keep everything inside,

And even though I tried it all full apart,

Will eventually be memory of time when I tried so hard,

and got so far But in the end,

it doesn’t even matter I had to fall,to lose it all,

But in the end it dose’n’t even matter.

One more band is Backstreet Boys. The songs are fantastic. They are heartening  And sometimes soul rendering . It feels very pleasant to hear them. The notes are worth remembering .Backstreet are very famous band which have delivered many hits till date.The music videos are also amazing to watch.I remember many of the songs.

Show me the Meaning,Incomplete,Quit playing games,I’ll be there for you,Drowning,Everyone,As long as you love me,I ‘ll never break your heart,Don’t turn of the lights,Bye Bye,Show me the meaning.

Here is Lyrics of the song “Show Me the Meaning”

Show me the meaning of being lonely,
So many words for the broken heart.
It’s hard to see in a crimson love,
So hard to breathe,
Walk with me, and maybe…

Nights to light should soon become,
Wild and free, I could feel the sun.
Your every wish,
Will be done.
They tell me…

Refrain :
Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling I need to walk with?
Tell me why,
I can’t be there where you are,
There’s something missing in the heart

Life goes on ’cause it never ends,
Eyes of stone observe the trends,
They never say forever gaze if only.
Guilty roads to an endless love,
There’s no control,
Are you with me now?
Your every wish will be done,
They tell me

Refrain

There’s nowhere to run,
I have no place to go.
Surrender my heart, body and soul.
How can it be you’re asking me to feel,
The things you never show?

You are missing in my heart,
Tell me why.
I cannot be there where you are

Next is Enrique Iglesias music which I is wonderful to hear .It is mix of all !!! I ll just pen my best Enrique Songs….

Bailamos,Hero,Tired of Being Sorry,Be with you,Takin back my love,Sad Eyes,Everything gonna be alright,Heartbeat..

My list is too large ..to put in here..guys ..so I have listed only few..Enrique songs are super super good…..super to the power lakh….Right now its the Time to go guys …There are more songs to remember but I need to wrap up now.bye !!!!!!!!

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The Big Boss enters it final elimination in few week ..The BB house is a place where people from different backgrounds live together for three months.Each week one of contestant is voted by inmates of house, and finally he/she has to leave the house based on votes of audience.

Emotions run high in house of BB as every week one contestant is voted.Constant fights, make up , controversies, misconceptions, keep erupting in BB house.What is the most important thing about house is people show off, fight among themselves, laugh, joke, cry, sting other , enjoy and do a lots of thing which normal people do.It is real human reaction..the way contestant react is real..The human reacts very much in these way.The human brain is complex,it reacts and acts in an instant. The reactions of contestant, the planning and plotting , groupism is human nature which you can not deny.People tend to join groups because they do not want to be isolated.People fight because they want want to prove their point.In this world most of misunderstanding occurs due to use of harsh tone.Nobody wants to listen to others opinion but they want others to listen theirs.

!People want to dominate others .Remember in movie

Stuart Little ,cat frightens Stuart and he becomes scared.One day the cat tries to plot against him.Stuart has To stay away from home………….. The film was good indeed but what happens in house is unpredictable.Nominations take place on Mondays and soon after that atmosphere changes ,when names are announced by BB .Tension begins to create in and fights erupts.Nominees want clarification from close friend if nominated by them(friends)…funny ..people can be mean at your back….etc …etc…Most interesting thing is this house is when contestant leave the house they can know who nominated them.In last season the host showed the contestant who nominated them..They can see scene of their own fights( which is indeed hilarious when we watch on T.V.)Sometimes such scene are so hilarious that one cannot stop laughing.Whenever one inmate leaves house she has to nominate someone who get nominated for eviction new week.This is the twist and most intelligent of BB. The one who leaves the house nominates the one whom he or likes the least. One can call this as “Tit for Tat”. Enemy nominate enemy…This is time for taking revenge.

Common terms for BB house

Ego X

Have Ego, show Ego, receive Ego ,lost Ego ,Find Ego ,Ego retake ..,people in house have Ego problem like stated above.

Ullu da patha/ Karela
In life it is easy to forgive but hard to forget. X yells ,shouts at others,tell hurtful things and then says sorry .Saying sorry is easy but forgetting hurtful words is impossible. But making up good start again with Y is possible( by healing the wounds.)

Laraku /Fighter Cock
Fighter Cock Is a person who loves to create fights . He /She loves attention and does not even spare the good ones. Main character of “laraku” uses bad and censored words.Such type of persons ruin the atmosphere of BB and are bound to be disliked by audience and inmates.He earns nomination every week.

Bakri/Turncoat
Turncoat is a person who changes company of his friends. First he stay with friends X,Y,B,H , then he leaves the room and makes friends with U,I,O,P.After sometime he goes back to the first group.He earns nominations after changing his party , and deserting friends.

Twists
Twist happens when environment of house changes from cold to hot or vice versa by entry of old x evicted inmate of BB through wild card.The contestant is bound to get nomination by old enemy.

Cool dude
M Cool is applied to person who doesn’t pick up fights with others, he is liked by all.He earns no nomination.Mr cool makes others laugh.

Surprise gift/Ulta Palti
Revelation happens when someone who doesn’t talk too much suddenly starts talking.She starts participating in fights and surprises everyone.So she gets nominated next for eviction.

Dont care/Bindass gadha

M Don’t Care is someone who participates in fights ,does not feel about hurting others feeling.People call them insane .Get too much complain by others .

Planner
Planner is someone who plans and plots nomination ,fights ,break up and make up in house. He becomes strong nomination in process.

Smiley
M Smiling someone who show brave face each time and keep smiling all times even when she is angry.

Fultos Powder

Fulto is a lady who is on make up all the time. She is tip top and has good collection of cloths…expensive one. She wears high heels.I wonder why she never trips(falls) on the floor.

Click cock

x comes in front of camera and talks and talks.X puts make up and shows off,curls her hair in front of camera which make her look mad to audience.X stays for long time because some audience like to see drama damsels in not distress)

Frustoo/Devdas

One who is sad all the times and picks up fights for no reason.He is often disliked by others.He feels sad inside deep and irritates others with fights.

Confused Desi

She/He tell others she/he is mad and cannot think properly .She cannot take firm decision at one time and changes it often.Regrets later on.

 One week is  left for an eviction and soon winner will be announced ,as votes keep counting…Good bye..time to go.

One day I was doing invigilation duty..I was tired so I took seat nearby. I found myself starring at the table ,as something grabbed my attention .I read it aloud in my mind.. ”Miss Priyanka is biased towards BOYS….”.I was numb.Another read “Subash loves Nina”. Mr Subhash was senior lecturer in our college and Miss Nina was a year junior to him….Now I was shell shocked for a moment.. Another read “Rinku loves Minku”..for a moment I was blank. I tried to figure who was Rinku.I was confused whether Rinku was boy or girl? I drew three conclusions .First Rinku must be in first stage of love so he must have written her girl’s name. It happens people do crazy things like …..writing whatever they want. Second conclusion is Rinku must be in advance stage of love! I feel like laughing now, Minku must be unaware of his feelings. Anyway I am writing about my thoughts about why people love to scribble their names wherever they feel like. Third conclusion Rinku friends must have written his name to annoy him or in fun without his knowledge. I think there is one more conclusion; both Rinku and Minku could be girls. It must be girly love guys!! I had a colleague who used to mix and match friends name and write them on paper. All of us had a roaring time together laughing till our throats got dry. He was indeed crazy but some people would take it seriously. Individuals do crazy things …they write their names, phone no, etc wherever they want in 1.seats 2.train 3.monuments 4. Train bathroom..I saw it myself..My first thought was of call girl. I think maybe these people want their names to become immortal? or maybe they are poor in English writing or they must have forgotten their name just like in Amir Khan in Gazni.

I moved on to next writing it read “Idiot” ,”Stupid”, “Rascal”, ”Nonsense” and …….word more worse than these..third degree. I stopped …my mind was buzzing with these words now. I read those words in one go. I will call it foul grammar anyway. What do call people who use these words..I call them MADIST or MAD PERSONA.

What do you expect to read next? I remember something. MRP is full form of Maximum Retail Price right? We had a Sir in college who ’s name initial was MRP .Some guys wrote Minimum Retail Price in the door close to his room. He was famous in college. No one dared to question him. He was the scariest, stringent and dangerous element like chlorine. MRP is not an element but his qualities matched that of chlorine .Chlorine is used for bleaching and in explosive anyway. So it is dangerous and he was dangerous.

I moved on to next writing, which was amusing. It was drawing of Kieth who was in senior most batch lecturer.If I describe drawing you will start smiling..so I shall waste no time. Kieth was smoking cigarette in one hand and holding rose in another hand. It was so hilarious that I had to cover up my mouth with my hand , as students were writing examination. I noticed something was scrawled below the drawing .It was like this 4.00 cigarette 5.00 canteen 6.00 tuition 7.00 park 8.00 pepsi + girlfriend . I tried to correlate the numbers and words. I concluded numbers could be time and words could be his scheduling or his time table .Besides Kieth drawing there was another one which was appealing indeed.

A boy was smiling and thinking..I am smart handsome, intelligent and dashing. I thought one person can be smart and dashing but not intelligent .Maybe that individual must have some misconceptions about himself. What is the meaning of dashing ..dash and come and go…in one minute?…. John Abraham is dashing!!!! Ranbir Kapoor is dashing? No…..but he can be handsome .Arjun Rampal is handy, and dashy…. .Shahid Kapoor is cute cute handsome. Rani Mukherjee is smart, beautiful …Aishwariya is beautiful for some but not for me.Abhishek is …?

DHI Rating

So John gets 4.99/5., Arjun gets 4.99/5,Ranbir is 2/5,Shahid is 3.5/5 ,Rani is 4/5 ,Aishwariya is 3/5. ..If I rate Johny Depp, Leornado de Caprio, Tom Cruise ,Hugh Grant and then all of them will score 5/5…

I remember during my college days I got bored during classes. . Many of my friends would scribble something (non technical ) or other in their copies during lectures. Practicing signatures during free time is hobby of many people.One day my SE teacher bored us to hell. I drew his face in my copy and showed it to my friends. My friends started laughing. I clicked it in my mobile and posted it social networking site.

I realized it was ten minutes more for exam to finish. So I got up from my table and went to the front .I passed by each student watching them carefully. Then after few minute I reached the first bench.I announced students to tie their papers .Just then my attention was drawn to the wall.There was some mathematical formula, values , constants . I saw a tree like structure .

multitasking with three girls

You can derive the conclusion ….Akash dated three girlfriends or you can conclude he had crush on them .Another was something like this..

Program for girls and boys

If there was a semicolon after for loop then it would have been an infinite loop.But   for loop is not at all in program ,that ‘s good.After reading this I could not stop laughing and I proceeded to collect papers.Time to stop writing….bye everyone..

It was dark outside the window.Avil was desperately waiting  for his turn to come.Mr Gibbs   announced “Roll 0921212 come in”.Avil heart started beating ,he was  feeling nervous.Avil knew it was his call…He desisted Prof Gibbs but he knew he had no chance.

Avil: Good Morning Sir.

Gibbs: Good Morning .

Avil:( scowling)

Gibbs:It seems you dont like me.

Avil:No sir ,Its not like that.

Gibbs:External will be coming soon.

Avil: Sir you will not take our exam.Its last year sir please be lenient to us.We are very small kids.

Gibbs: Oh yes you are little little kids I will ask you baby question.

Avil:  (laughs)

Gibbs:No first I will take your exam ,then real external will take your exam.

Avil(smiles):You are dummy external.

Gibbs:Keep quiet Mr Naik is coming.

Mr Naik enters the room …joins the conversation.

Naik:So Avil what have you studied and come.

Avil:Sir I have studied..

Naik: Do you know where is emittor,base and collector in PNP transistor.

Avil:It was in 1st year Sir.I dont remember.I remember a bit sir.

Naik:What is time complexity of quick sort?

Avil:nlogn

Naik:Heap Sort

Avil:nlogn

Naik:Radix Sort

Avil:nlogn

Naik:wrong,What is stack?

Avil:LIFO Last in First out.

Naik to Deepti.

Naik:Favorite Subject.

Deepti:Favorite subject is Software Engineering.

Naik:What is Loc?

Deepti: It is software metric used to count no of lines in an source code.

Naik: Explain Cocomo model for Organic projects

Deepti:Organic projects – “small” teams with “good” experience working with “less than rigid” requirements

Avil breaks in conversation.

Avil:Sir I also know Software Engineering.

Naik :You have already answered.

Avil:Sir please.

Naik:What is DFD?

Avil : Data flow in Data.

Deepti starts laughing..

Deepti:Sorry Sir I didnt..

Naik:I didnt ask you any thing then why are saying sorry.

Naik: Avil,You are saying Data Flow in Data?

Avil:Its Data Flow in Data?

Naik(smiling):Will data fly or flow?

Avil:Fly

Avil: No sir flow

Avil:Sir it is Data Flow Diagram.

Naik: So many mistakes….What do you do in Data Flow Diagram.

Avil:A data flow diagram (DFD) is a graphical representation of the “flow” of data through an system, modelling its process aspects.

Naik:  Draw data flow diagram for ..,Ok tell me some notations.

Avil:  Data Flow,Process.

Naik: rest notations  flew away or you forgot ?

Avil: Sir forgot.

Naik:(smiles)

Gibbs joins in..

Gibbs:You are smiling sir .

Naik: Its nothing.

Gibbs: Now Avil what is a process?

Avil(smiles. and thinks …….thank god he did not come during data flow and fly question)

Gibbs(smiles..)

Avil:Action on data.

Gibbs:Give me an example.

Avil:insert,update and delete.

Naik: ok tell me what is test case.

Avil:It is set of output to program.

Deepti: (laughs)

Gibbs:(laughs) Deepti you answer.

Deepti:it is set of inputs given to program.

Gibbs:Both of you can go now.

Shabbir and Shikha enter.

Mr Naik to Shikha..

Naik :fav subject

Shikha:SE

Naik: what

Shikha: software engg.

Naik:you also software engg.what is sdlc?

Shikha:software devlopment life cycle.

Naik:what is Expert judgment?

Shikha:(thinks) Several managers decide on a project .

Naik:what is stress testing Shabbir?

Shabbir to Naik

Shabbir:System is subjected to stress condition.

Naik:What is your second favorite?

Shikha: Operationg System.

Naik: Did I ask you?

Shabbir:Sir Operating System.

Naik:What is CPU scheduling?

Shabbir:Process of allocating CPU time to resources?

Naik:You are answering or asking me question?

Shikha:(starts laughing)

Naik:Sir I was replying .

Naik:What is turn around time?

At this Shabbir turns his head and looks towards the door.

Naik:I asked you about turn around time of CPU and not to turn your head.

Shabbir:Sir I was just looking at..

Naik: Answer me Mr Shabbir

Shabbir:It is the time from submission of process  to completion of process.

Naik to Shikha.

Naik what are different CPU scheduling algorithms?

Shikha: First in first out,Round robin,Shortest process first.

…….

Shabbir,Shikha,Avil and Depti in conversation..

Shaabir: Today is last days guys.We should celebrate.

Deepti:I am feeling bit nostialgic ,I cant believe how four years finshed so fast.

Shikha:When is your joining Avil?

Avil: After two months I will have training.

Shabbir: Do you people remember how we played holi last year.

Avil: I can never  forget that incident my whole life.

Depti :I also cannot forget how I slipped and fell down .My face looked like ghost.

Shabbir:It was my plan by the way and it was 100% succesful.

Avil: We all supported him .

Depti:Now I understand how you guys did not attend class ,you were plotting whole day.

Shikha:I was also in the plan.

Depti:Do you know I tore pages of your library book  and….

Avil:Wait ..now I know why you people were laughing when Miss Gupta was scolding me.

Depti :hahaaa

Avil:I cant believe you did it.

Depti:haaaa

Shabbir:Lets go to the canteen for celebration.

Place:Canteen..

Everyone gets seated in one table..

Shikha: I want  cold drink.

Shabbir:Do you remember we used to write lab records here.

Avil: I use to bunk classes and write records in canteen .

Shikha: I used to do GDBD homework here.

Shabbir:Are you guys not feeling sad?

Shikha:Nope ,I will be going to bangalore.What about you Avil?

Avil: Bit sad ,but we had to leave college some day,that day is today.

Shabbir:Cold drinks have come .Let enjoy.

Avil:I first.

Shikha:No I first.

Avil:No I will take first.

Shabbir:Stop fighting you both.

Shikha:Ok  .

Avil: Let drink together and see who completes first.

Avil:I won .

Shikha: Now you are the winner  ,you will  pay the bill.

Avil: I am so poor, Shabbir and I will pay together.

Shabbir:I will help this poor guy to pay the bill  today.

Shikha:I want some samosas.

Deepti:I also.

Shabbir: Shikha you are becoming fat you should eat less.

Avil: (starts laughing)

Deepti:Actually Shabbir want less bill so he does not want us to eat.

Shabbir: No dear eat as much you want.

Avil:  I and Shabbir are going  to give the order now.

Shabbir and Avil go to the counter to give order.Shabbir says “Let go out for some time “.

Avil  says “Ok let hang out for  some time and will come back in five minutes”  .

Shabbir shouts “Girls have your treat ,we will be coming back soon…you pay the bill”.

“I hear some fight going on between two”  says Avil.

“Everything will be fine” says Shabbir.

“I will miss those good old days dude” says Avil.

Avil expression changes and he hugs Avil….

In real life people  go through numerous  troubled times ….Some lose their loved ones….Some  met with accident …Some  fail at relationships….broken marriages… Some fail to get job ……Some  are unable to   get up after  falling  down in real life..Some do suicide because they cannot handle mental stress ….Many questions come  in mind ..Are we weak at heart? or Are we are mentally weak?   .Do we have no one to help us? or ~We think we are a  failure? Sometimes I think is God there to help us  or guide us? or should I help myself…I may feel that god is testing me.

This story is all about winning and not losing..Its about having confidence in oneself and winning against all odds.

he Karate kid is a  wonderful story of a  little boy who suffers   but ultimately emerges a winner at karate competition. The story has pathos, emotions , grief , anger,laughter and love

Dre is a small kid, his mother moves to Beijing   as she gets transfer in her job. Dre is admitted to a new school, there he finds difficult to adjust to new surroundings .In school he gets bullied by  Cheng who dislikes his friendship with Mei Yung. Cheng is a kung fu prodigy. One day young Dre takes revenge on Cheng and his friends   try to terrorize him. A brutal fight follows later and Dre gets mercilessly beaten up by Cheng. Then  Mr Han comes to his rescue ,he reveals  himself as kung fu master and fights Cheng .Cheng and his friends flee from the scene soon after.

Han heals Dre, later Dre asks him to become his kung fu master, but he refuses. He goes with Dre to meet Cheng king fu master. There he finds Li who tells his students to take no pity on adversary. Han is shocked to see this. Li asks Han to fight with him to which Han declines. Han makes a deal with Li that if  Dre wins the upcoming tournament ,then his students will not torment him  with condition that his students should not bother Dre till tournament takes place.

Dre is shocked when Han tells him about the deal. Han promises to teach him real  kung fu. Initially he tells Dre  to do daily chores , Dre gets irked by performing tasks number of times.  One day Dre refuses to continue, then Han tells him to apply those techniques in kung fu. After days of practice Dre becomes efficient in performing chores. Dre convinces Mei to take day off from her school; they both go together and fun. But things go soar as Mei gets phone call from her parents telling her of being late to piano class. When Dre gets late he finds Han drunk, Han wrecks his car in front of him. Shocked Dre consoles him, then Han tells him about  his wife and daughter  death anniversary. He tells Dre how his anger cost the life of his wife and daughter, but then Han  replies that one of his lesson was determination and he should  learn to heal from loss. Dre hugs him tightly. This begins emotional bonding between the two.  Li helps Dre with writing  letter in Chinese ,Dre goes to Li house and reads an apology in Chinese to Mei father as Han hides behind and watches.

At the tournament Dre comes out with flying colors .He beats his opponents and reaches the semifinals. Dre comes against Liang, who is student of Li. Liang hurts Dre violently incapacitating his leg but gets disqualified. Dre convinces Han to mend his leg using fire cupping technique so that he can continue to next round. Dre comes back to take on Cheng, later targets his injured leg deliberately. Dre bounces back; he uses reflection technique which confuses Cheng and delivers final blow to Cheng. Cheng awards trophy to Dre instead of presenter with a smile. Cheng and his whole company of friends bow down to Dre and Han.

The most touching scene is when Dre hugs Han , when Dre smiles after lifting the trophy and Han smiles from a distance and When all the students bow down to Han…

Knowledge is an essential part of life, which never stops. Learners never impede learning, as they want to expand their understanding. I am going to tell you about how people become skilled at knowledge …and its after effects.

How people portray themselves in real world..

How they interact with friends, teachers and family

I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!  ~Author Unknown

…Just keep reading.. In Engineering days we took classes, gave exams and passed it with first-class distinction. …. Some could not manage it, as they were busy with extracurricular activities. But it was never simple…. I have met many types of species  (because some were sample types). My definition …..Sample means, “Such people exist only one with extraordinary features and capabilities ” Intelligent Liar

They are ones who come first to college…. and attended all classes…. earn praise from teachers. Some may show off a great deal .If you ask them how much they have studied, they will respond that   they have finished their course outline .You may assume …Ah these people are genius? They are gifted ones but you may be mistaken. The shrewd intelligent person will reply “Mera toh kuch nahi hua hain” or “I have not studied at all “. Now you may feel glad, as your friend has not studied but in fact you are fooled. He will score more marks than you. And then when your friend sees your marks he will snicker and you will question what went wrong. I suggest those people should be given some punishment like …..Make a mix of all vegetables and offer them lovingly.

 Hardworking Techno

 These categories of peoples work very hard. …Attend all classes. They have dedication towards their lessons. They do and present assignments on time plus earn praise of teachers also. But some may fail to score top marks as expected by teachers.  These peoples are well noted by teachers and indeed liked by them. Book worms also come in this group.. The people are inseparable from their book and notes. Not to forget their spectacles …If your friend is a nerd beware he or she will indeed give you study related lectures. She will tell you to be present at all classes and help you if she is of good nature. She will attend all classes and will be all teachers favorite. But if she turns to be selfish then ….you pray that pests devour her book.

 Idiot Brat cum Lafanga / Lafange Item

This category is not so favorite …but I can tell you many things about this category..Many of our batch mates belong to this category. These types of people love missing lectures and their favorite pastime is to roam or create ruckus in college. They are indeed famous personalities of college and principal ‘s office. These people are first to give helping hand to any batch during strike. They wear stylish dresses to gain everyone attention ….not to forget chain accessories in their neck and hand,.  Simply I can call them  “Overdressed madman/madwomen” …I think these types of people are helpless or poor or maybe brainless..These people need special attention. Perhaps need some mental  doctor help?

 Love Loser

 These types of people   are so love crossed that they become lost in themselves. What to say about them.. Till now you must have gathered a picture in you mind. These people do not attend any classes and sessionals. They make all types of excuses to their teachers for not attending classes.

It is a doctor patient relationship in between them. I can’t say who is the doctor and who is patient. -The patient needs to go for check up to the doctor and doctor gives treatment to the patient. So how can they attend lectures???

 The after effect is that if from one of hero and heroine, one scores low marks in exams? She or he feel bad for some time but forget soon after. In severe case one may severe ties. On more case if the boy score better marks then girl then what will happen?? Obviously girl will blame him for her low marks. In vice versa boy may blame girl.In some cases both may have mutual understanding between themselves. Both boy and girl would study together and score good marks. On extreme ground Boy would study girl subjects and teach her for exam.On fact is boy does not have same subject  as that of girl.

 Ratu Master

Here comes the Ratu group. When teachers ask them question they will answer everything in on gulp as if they are have to catch the last airplane to Antarctica. They are unable to answer conceptual question, which is not strange. You may hear you friend whispering to some “Who toh sab rata karti hain”.

Last Timer/Lazy Tech

These types of people study during last moment and manage good marks as well. They do no study during the whole session …but become serious before exams …and score well…. Gifted but lazy …

These  type scoff at hardworking ones plus keep telling others how they do not study during beginning of term. Some  may belong to Lafange item. They love to flaunt their last moment preparation skills to others.

Item flop/ Overdressed Jatra Item

 These are special type of people available in all types of college. Such type of people wear stylish accessories, make up with evident kajal with blue background, stylish long earrings…. They make a perfect marketing agent in college. They should advertise new dresses available in market on college campuses. God must have given more brain for being artistic at dressing sense. Some possibly will not be intelligent enough  at studies but still manage a pass. Others may not even manage D grade. God bless them. I think they should do some role in television soap.

Exams
Now I am talking about exams… During exams you should examine the samples around.You can see..
One group of people nervously studying…..One group laughing and joking……these are overconfident species……Some showing off their teeth as if doing close up ad.You can see one or two walking cool headed. As if ice is raining from sky….Girls rythming definations….Couples rehersing together…

All i s well guys…I am signing off..

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.  ~Alice Kahn

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C++ program chating with Java program

C++:Hi

Java:Hi

C++:How are you doing ?

Java: I am fine .As I was working at Dev’s computer .I changed my platform due to boredom.

C++: I am not well today.

Java: Why what happened?

C++: Sheila did some miscalculation in initializing objects so I could not compile the program. By the way how is your girlfriend?

Java: Oh jsp, she is fine, she must have gone to the web server.

C++: How long will be she there

Java: Just a few seconds.

C++: That’s cool.

Java: Do you know C went to hospital, he had headache due to garbage collection. Perhaps he had memory failure.

C++ :I think he must be sleeping now.

Java :How are your constructors working ?

C++: That idiot Jerry failed to pass values in the main class . I wish his boss fires him.

Java: hmm… I think Miss Annie distracted him.

C++: How do get such ideas? You are super fast dude.

Java.I wish Danny to hack my computer so that I could get some sleep.

C++: ha ha…but If your computer get hacked, you will have to work hard.

Java:  My programmer is very efficient, his girlfriend is jealous of his programming skills so he changed platform. He secretly wished to hammer nails on her head.

C++: . I have one idea give crazy outputs until she goes berserk .I heard asp likes Jsp

Java: What ! I never knew.

C++: As of now Jsp has not come back from server. Asp must be flirting with your girlfriend. Do you know c sharp programmer was axed!

Java: I heard some rumor but didn’t believe.

C++: Everyone is joking that he lost his memory.

Java :Interesting

C++: I am going in sleep mode, catch you later. It’s break time. My programmer is tired and taking a nap.

Java: Please do not go.

C++:Ok

Java: Do you have threading concept?

C++:  No dude.

Java: One day I changed Dev girlfriend program sleep function value and gave wrong output. She tried at least ten times, but each time she got wrong answer…. Thanks to me ….At last Dev came and compiled the program. Then I used the right value of sleep function.  And he got the right answer, he scolded her girlfriend   which I enjoyed a lot.

C++: You must have enjoyed it.

Java: I have one idea when Sheila is taking a nap you display message “Program running out of memory”. Make sure when she wakes up ,she must read it

C++: Sure .I like her expression when she is in tension.

Java: How can you like expression when you are a program?

C++: I mean to say I like to annoy humans.

Java : Ok got it.

C++: Have you seen an explorer with message MUAH  type.I don’t remember exactly the wordings.

Java: It is a virus, which blocks orkut and facebook.

C++: Do u know when beginners learn C they do a lot of mistakes. C was telling me initially students bothered her a lot so one day she gave 1024 errors and 2000 warning. The students got terrified and called the instructor.

Java: It sounds crazy. Jsp has returned from server .She will be coming to meet me.

C++: Ask her if she met Asp.

Java: Sure I will. Are you going to meet C.

C++: Yes I am going too.

Crash crash—POWER FAILURE—————

Seat 1 & Seat 2

Annie to Jerry

Annie: My program lost due to power failure, I didn’t store it.

Jerry: Don’t worry dear I will help you.

System Reboot…

Loading Windows XP….

C++( thinking ) : I see Jerry helping Annie….first step towards courtship. I will hang myself  for few minutes and see Annie’s reaction.

Jerry typing import <io.stream.h>…..

Jeery to Annie: I think program is stuck.

Annie: Let me try (Annie types …).Its working fine .

Jerry: But when I was typing it was not working.

Annie: Don’t bother I will do it myself.

Jerry (scowling &  thinking) : I failed to impress her.

………………………………………………………….

Dev is  in  conversation with his chief manager.

Dev: I am trying my best for this project.

Manager: Did you learn jsp? I am thinking to promote you next month.

Dev : Thank you  sir .

Dev comes out of his room with smile on his face and sits on his place. Meanwhile Java  is sad..

Dev types …on his computer

import java.io.*

class Expyu{

public static void main(String args[])

{

int ……

…..

But Java types:

Import java.sad.*;

Class Sad

{

pub state vo man(String jsp[])

{

System.out.println(“My girfriend gonna leave me”);

System.out.println(“Stop typing .EDIOT..I am ON LEAVE TODAY..”);

System.out.println(“I wish I could drink RUM RUM RUM…”);

}

Dev (aghast) thinks about his girlfriend  but then types  EXIT.

C++ meets Java again..

C++: I am sad I want some wine, which humans drink.

Java: You are sad like me today.

C++: I bought rum for you.

Java: Thanks. Lets drink. to FREEDOM.

C++: Lets go to some place where we can have some peace.

Java: No lets crash the system and we will get an upgrade.

C++: And  the system gets new C , jsp version…..and….

Java: We will share new stories, rumors, gossips and relationships…

C++ : 1.2.3..Crash …

…………………………………………..

Annie, Dev, Jerry , Sheila   sit together  with gloomy looks as their system crashes…

Mahi re Mahi Mahi weee..

This is famous sound tracks for Geet and its fans…While reading these words you must be singing the tune in your hearts and mind…The show has completed more than one year…and has captured hearts of millions of fans around the world. The audience liked the story, the actors ,their acting and….the whole lot. The lead actors mesmerize us with their acting and performance with each show. They have been grabbing eyeballs with their superb chemistry .Both leads have been giving full justice to their roles. I feel short of words to describe ….Let move on to the characters

THE CHARECTERS

MAAN SINGH KHURANA

Maan is a handsome, young, tough and unfriendly guy . Who is a man of his own principals ,he prefers to stays aloof from the world but when he meets Geet, he changes .He is short tempered in nature moreover ,he listens to none another than Geet . He loves his Dadima very much. One day he meets Geet and falls for her ; fate brings both together many a times. . He saves her life various times and tells her that he would always keep her safe. And he eventually marries her .He also punishes his brother when he comes to know of his wrongdoings.

GEET HANDA

Geet is a lovely girl, full of energy who wants to enjoy life. She is married off to a NRI at the young age of 16.Geet is devastated when he cheats and leaves her on airport. She get job at Maan office, and works as his secretary. She wins Maan‘s confidence by her work; and impresses him too. Gradually she falls in love with him. Geet comes to face with her husband on the day of her engagement. When she comes to know that he is brother of Maan she is shocked and devastated. She runs away from the house. On her return she informs Maan .Maan stays by her at this moment and punishes his brother for his wrongdoings.

DEV KHURANA

Dev is a simple guy who is misled by his wife Naintara. He marries Geet on his wife advice and dumps her .He is debt ridden by loans, so he marries Geet to get money from her. Dev leaves the town but is unable to forgive himself. He goes to Canada and returns back to search Geet. He is shocked to see Geet as Maan fiancée. Geet confronts, and slaps him. Maan eventually knows the truth and punishes him.

THE STORY

Geet is a fun loving girl who lives in a small village of Punjab. She marries a NRI boy at behest of her family at a very young age. The guy cheats her and leaves her in airport. She tries to find Dev but in vain. When Geet brother finds out she is pregnant he tries to kill her. But she fights against all odds and wins. She meets a guy named Maan who helps her, but she disowns him. Maan forcefully makes Geet sign papers of the land, unknown by the fact that his own brother Dev is the culprit.He is met with resistance by Geet. But Maan saves Geet life; when her brother Brij tries to kill her. She returns back to her family and puts Brij in jail.

Geet leaves for Delhi to make a new living. There she lands job in Khurana Constructions .When she joins ,she finds out that her boss is none other than Maan Singh Khurana; the guy she had met in Hoshiyarpur. Maan tries to help her as she is new, but never shows his weaker side. He rebukes her, encourages to make her mentally strong .One day they both get locked up in office during late office hours. He asks her about her past, on getting reply from Geet. He tells her to forget the past and think about future. In course of time Maan starts thinking about her, he tries to suppress his feeling .Maan fires Geet from his job so Dadima gives her job and a house. Maan is unaware of house given by Dadima to Geet. Soon he finds out the truth and confronts Geet. Geet is unaware of Maan liking but develops feeling for him. She decides to leave her job but Maan stops her. Dadima tells Geet to select girls for Maan to which she agrees. When Maan tells Geet about type of girls he wants to marry ;Geet gives negative reaction. Maan quickly understands that Geet has liking for him. Pari enters the scene; and Maan selects her as his choice. Geet gets irked by Pari but never discloses her feelings. Pari gets wind of Geet feelings; she leaves the house giving a letter to Geet. When Maan confronts Geet about the letter, she hides it. Maan forces Geet to be his fiancée .He makes Geet confess about her love for him .Geet agrees to be his fiancé, so Maan introduces her to Dadima. Dadima tells him she already knew it.

In due course of time both fall in love with each other and they decide to get engaged. On the day of engagement she meets her ex husband Dev, she slaps him. After the shock; she leaves the house. When Maan searches for her but meets with an accident. Geet comes back to Maan but meets Naintara, Dev’s real wife. Naintara tries to keep her away from Maan but fails. Maan is happy to meet Geet after a long time. He tries to ask her what made her leave him. ,he convinces her to tell him the truth. Geet tells him ultimately, Maan sends Dev and Naintara to jail. Dadima faints, as Dev leaves the house. The media question Maan about his relationship with Geet and Dev. He tells he will marry Geet, but due to some misunderstanding Geet refuses to marry him.Maan is shocked at hearing this.

Geet takes a new job in the city. Maan buys that company and again becomes her Boss. He tells her he she doesn’t affect him anymore. He hurts her many times to get her reaction ,he dances with his friend in front of her which hurts her to the core. In burst of his anger he insults her again. Geet is extremely humiliated by his tricks. So she slaps him, Maan recovers to his senses. He realizes that anger has bought sudden change in him, he repents for his actions and tells her to finish the relationship with him to which Geet denies. They keep meeting with each other and anger melts between them. Nainatara returns back to haunt Geet , she tries to harm her .So Maan tells Geet to stay at his house. Maan takes permission from Dadima for marriage to which she agrees. He saves Geet when Naintara tries to kill her. But Naintara suffers as she goes into coma.

Geet and Maan marry on January. They go to Shimla after their wedding . Strange things start happening while their stay at hotel. An unknown man sends them flowers, decorates their room and books the table for them. Maan finds out that Dev is the person helping him. In fit of anger he leaves the hotel with his Geet. He meets with an accident .Geet informs people at her home. Doctors tell Geet that Maan needs blood as he has lost much in accident So Dev helps her but tells her not to reveal to his brother .Maan heals and returns back home.

One day Dev is found injured outside at Maan ‘s house. Dadima and Geet take him to the out- house .Dadima tells Geet not to tell to Maan. Maan eventually finds out and fumes at Dadima. Dadima requests him to allow her to keep Dev to which Maan agrees. Geet falls down from the stair and loses her child. Maan orders to remove all child toys from the room. Geet becomes angry at him. Dev tries to infuse happiness in lives of his brother and Geet. Geet forgives Dev which angers Maan. Maan angers goes out of control and hurts her. Geet leaves the house.

Maan realizes his mistake and goes to find her,when he finds her he is unable to enter her house. So he disguises as a driver to enter the house. The house is ruled by her cousin brother Veerji .Maan is made to perform driver chores which he dislikes. The ill-treatment melted out by family member to Maan hurts Geet. So she gives him ultimatum to leave the house. Maan leaves but scares her by giving a letter. Geet realizes her mistakes and unites with him. Maan decides to tell the truth to house mates but something unexpected happens. Dev unknowingly comes to the house to give book to Nandini but is holed up by Veerji .Everyone mistakes him for Maan Singh Khurana. Maan and Geet pressurize Dev to act Maan to which he agrees. Dev falls for Geet cousion, Nandini. But Nandini marriage is fixed with Daamon. Dev is upset but finds out Daamon to be a fraud. Maan, Geet and Dev make a plan to expose Daamon. They are helped by Lucky . Daamon falls into trap and is send to police station.

Maan decides to take Nandini and Lucky with him to Delhi . In Delhi, Maan finds out his card and mobile blocked. When he reaches Delhi ,he is stunned to see his company closed down. His house is also closed down. Adi meets him, informs about Dadima being in hospital. Maan soon finds out that his step mom has cheated and taken his company from him. After taking with her he gives his company to Dev. They leave for their ancestral home to start a fresh life. Dev reaches home with lucky and Nandini. He meets his mother who lies about Maan absence. He comes to know about the truth from Adi. When his mother comes back home he confronts her .When she asks for forgivness ,he goes away. Geet decides to teach children at home. Maan tries job but get fails. Dev mother makes sure that he doesn’t get job anywhere.

Pami traps Geet  ,she convinces her to meet at secluded place ,meanwhile Maan escapes  ,Pami is confused but meets Geet.She make Geet sign property papers of Khurana construction in exchange of Maan .Geet  signs it but  is unable to find Maan.She confronts with Pami ,but in return Pami tries to kill her, but is saved by Dev. Dev gets Pami arrested by police in due time.The injured Maan make his way to Golden Temple where he is hepled by a man ,who takes him to dispensary for treatment. Geet comes with Lucky to the temple,there she is touched to find Maan.

Maan is admitted in the hospital  where Geet takes care of him. Maan returns home and meets Dadima and Dev.He is unable to recognize Geet.Geet is hurt plus shocked  with his cold behavior.  The doctor informs everyone that Maan has suffered loss of  one year of memory. Maan become his usual  cold and stubborn self.He despises Geet which hurts her to the core. Geet misses the olden times spent with Maan while going through her wedding album.Maan is suprised of   Geet before hand office and home knowledge .He tries to avoid her ,he refuses to include  her in project team but is forced by his client Tundan to include her.

Maan hurts and insults Geet during meeting ;on seeing his marriage picture.Maan comes to know of his marriage with Geet, he refuses to believe the truth.He orders her to leave his house. Dadima health deteriorates so Maan bring Geet back on her insistence. On other hand Dev gets call from Naintara ,she announces her return from hospital.Naintara takes advantage of Maan’s memory loss and enters Maan’s house with his help.Naintara plots to take revenge from Khurana house .Maan continues his cold behavior towards Geet.

Geet keeps fast for Maan ,but he refuses to break it .Then all members request him to soften himself  for Geet.Dev tells Geet to fake illness,but then Naintara overhears him and informs Maan. Maan meets Geet and tells overheard plan to Geet,but then Geet really faints. Maan is shocked and feels guilty.Naintara kidnaps Nandini and tells Geet to bring Maan sign in property papers of khurana house. But  She gets exposed by Dev and Geet to Maan. Dev gets her arrested further to jail. Maan feels guilty of hurting Geet number of times so he talks to her of his feeling towards her.Everyone is happy at khurana house.

BEST PICK..

*First day at job. Geet speech on meeting MSK. MSK reply to her.* AWESOME

*Geet sprinkling ink at Maan *AWESOME

*Geet refusal to talk to Maan *AWESOME

*Adi bumping at Maan in office*HILARIOUS

*Both talking at same time

*MSK saying “she has made him crazy” *HILARIOUS

*Geet talking with cup(hilarious) * AWESOME

*Geet sitting tables away from Boss(hilarious) *COMIC

*MSK Scene with Geet ,before entering the car(Dhaba episode)

*MSK telling Geet” she says no for everything ”

*MSK showing his eyes to Adi , Geet and Dadi

*Maneet fights

*MSK and Geet hiding their faces in front of Mamaji( 2nd Maha episode)

*Geet telling suitors “ Maan is das sar wale Ravan “

*Geet mumbling “Dusht Danav”

*Maan telling Geet “ kal mere room mein Madhumakhi ka chaatta na rakh do”

There are many more good scenes …

PHOTO STILLS

Gurmeet

Drashti as geet

Shiela,Geet & Maan

maan on knees

Dev,Maan and Geet

Gurmeet

GEET & MAAN

The threesome

DD

DD & GC

Maan watching geet

VIDEOS 

Fake Fake

Geet ignores Maan

Geet Argument

Geet fighting for bed Maan

Geet making fun at Maan

Maan Antics

Funny Scene

Funny scene

Funny.

Kharus Maan Singh Khurana

Kurbaan hua

One More

SLIDE SHOW

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MY WORDS

The actors have come a long way….they have done a fabulous job ;they have won hearts of millions of people all over the world. Gurmeet acting is flawless like glass ..his handsome face and expression deliver thousand of emotions.He speaks from heart and acts like a lion.His angry man avatar is too good..Drashti is equally superb , beautiful ..her acting is matchless, fabulous..no words to express.. She has become a cry baby…anyway she deserves lot of accolades ..both doing a great job…Together they rock the screen…with their perfect chemistry,superb comic timing. & acting….I would give five stars to both of them.But some times three stars..